Glam influencer standing for election offers free penis enlargements if she's voted in
Instagram
A free penis enlargement surgery for anyone needing it is one campaign pledge of Instagram influencer Juju Ferrari, who hopes to deploy the penis plan should she be elected to parliament
Hamster launched into stratosphere on balloon - and lands back on Earth alive
Spaced Out
In a space travel first, Japanese firm K.K. Iwaya Giken have launched a daredevil hamster some 23km into the Earth's atmosphere inside a specialised, comfy cabin
Hiker finds possible 'family of Bigfoot tracks' measuring 17in long and one foot wide
Bigfoot
Hiker Jospeh Kenneth Savelli has shared images of possible Bigfoot tracks he found in some woods, clearly defined in the mud and showing what appear to be toe and heel indents
'Sexiest ghost I've ever seen flirted with me in pub' claims paranormal investigator
Ghosts
EXCLUSIVE: A ghost hunter of 20 years says she met the sexiest spirit she'd ever seen in an old West Yorkshire boozer where the handsome ghoul launched a flirty charm offensive
Google's 'Sentient' AI has hired a lawyer to prove it's alive
Artificial Intelligence
Chatbot LaMDA, which a Google scientific engineer claimed has developed personal feelings, has now chosen legal representation after a recent chat with an attorney
'End of times' coming says Christian pastor as he warns 'prepare or get crushed'
Conspiracy theories
Pastor Thomas Hughes claims economies across the world are being deliberately destroyed and has encouraged his followers to be prepared for a reunion with with God
Bigfoot hunter claims to catch 'Sasquatch' screaming at night in eerie clip
Bigfoot
The Rocky Mountain Sasquatch Organisation have shared a clip of shrill, animalistic screams that was recorded in Columbia, Canada which they believe were made by a Bigfoot
Can you figure out the missing word in these genuine local news headlines? Take the quiz
In the NewsMore than one in ten adults love reading their local newspaper - with favourite funny headlines including 'foul mouthed parrot on loose'
Six theories about cosmic events that could wipe out life on Earth debunked
Spaced Out
With so much that could go wrong in the universe at any moment, one might wonder if our 4.5 billion year old planet is already surviving on borrowed time
Bloke's furious viral Facebook rant about 'little girl who threw adult potato at him'
Facebook
A fuming resident has had his viral rant mocked after posting of an encounter in a Facebook group of a little girl who threw an 'adult potato' at him, leading to a barrage of spud-based puns
Man claims famous TikTok alligator is 'being held hostage' following police chase
Animals
Joshua Applebaum is demanding that his TikTok famous pet alligator Karen is handed back to him after police found it in his car following a high-speed chase and crash
Bloke ends up with 'super-gonorrhoea' after unprotected sex with Cambodian sex worker
Science
An Austrian bloke has been left with a new strand of super-gonorrhoea that could pose a 'major global public health threat' after having unprotected sex with a Cambodian sex worker
Horror swarm of bees sting 76 rookie monks – leaving 6 fighting for their lives in comas
Wasps
A staggering 76 monks were stung in a reportedly unprovoked attack from a swarm of bees from several hives on June 23, 2012 which left 70 of them needing hospital treatment
The day the Queen 'looked ridiculous' as Rolls Royce got stuck in McDonald's drive-thru
Queen
Her Majesty's visit to a Maccy Ds in 1998 proved to be one of the few occasions on a royal trip when things didn't go like clockwork – and the monarch was said to be 'not amused' by the cock-up
UK's 'trendiest office' has treehouse meeting room, private 'zoo' – and even its own pub
In the News
Staff at Moneypenny are given free breakfasts, a 'desk budget' to help them personalise their workspaces, and access to a gym and chill-out areas – as well as the Dog 'n' Bone
Grandma horrified by 'biggest snake animal rescuers had ever seen' in her garden
Animals
A beastly boa constrictor approached Cindy Schmitz and her granddaughter last Friday, with animal rescuers saying it was the biggest snake they've ever been called out to deal with
Elvis alive conspiracy reignites over claims Priscilla Presley 'admitted' theory
Elvis Presley
As a new film about The King hits cinemas, the wild theories he may be alive still refuse to go away. And his ex-wife Priscilla did nothing to dispel those rumours during several interviews
'Dumbo' baby goat born with 19-inch long ears - and they aren't even fully grown
Animals
A Nubian goat has been born with 19-inch long ears and its proud owner is hoping that she'll soon be recognised as a Guinness World Record holder for the bizarre defect
Bigfoot believers in frenzy over snap of bizarre figure 'smiling' at camera
Bigfoot
A bloke out photographing some forest scenery close to where he lives was shocked to discover a face "smiling" back at him in one of the snaps, with many suggesting it's Bigfoot
Eight-legged 'invisible' creatures have sex on your face while you sleep - researchers
Science
Mites that are related to spiders use melatonin secreted by our skin to fuel their love making while we sleep, as they swing from our facial hairs and feast on our oils
Earth will be a dark and dismal place before it finally meets its end
Spaced Out
Humans will be long extinct before the end of the world, but what happens after we're gone sounds absolutely terrifying
Did humans come to Earth from another planet and were we brought here by aliens?
Alien
Around 95 percent of human history is clouded in mystery, leaving the origin of our species open to endless possibilities - tell us what you think
International Space Station smells awful because astronauts fart more in space
Spaced Out
According to Tim Peake, the International Space Station smells 'like a barbecue gone wrong' after he revealed that astronauts fart more when launched into space
'Bigfoot tracks' found in snow after something 'very unhuman' attacked house
Bigfoot
A 'freaked out' bloke has shared images of possible Bigfoot tracks outside his home after something 'very unhuman' howled and threw rocks at him in the early hours of the morning
1
2
3
4
5
Artificial IntelligenceGoogle's 'Sentient' AI has hired a lawyer to prove it's aliveChatbot LaMDA, which a Google scientific engineer claimed has developed personal feelings, has now chosen legal representation after a recent chat with an attorney
Primark shoppers watch on in horror as two-week-old baby tumbles down escalator in store
PrimarkWARNING, DISTRESSING CONTENT No update has been given on the condition of the two-week-old baby who fell from an escalator at a branch of high street chain store Primark in Romford on Monday
Man missing for 18 years found after fisherman spotted 'odd shape' in water
Missing PersonAn inquest into the death Michael Anthony Lynch who disappeared in 2002 hears how he drove into a lake at speed, which resulted in him eventually drowning in his vehicle
Horror as body of girl, 3, found in rubbish bin – with nan arrested for murder
MurderBecky Ann Vreeland was charged with first-degree murder and child neglect after police responded to a distressed 911 call from their home and found the child dead outside the property
People flee caravans at 'rat central' nature reserve overrun by hungry rodents
RatsA 'beautiful' nature reserve in Wales has become overrun by rats which have bounced back after the local council thought it had successfully tackled the problem
Mia KhalifaEx-Pornhub Mia Khalifa channels inner Brit as she's spotted on open top London busBritish culture appears to be rubbing off on ex-Pornhub star Mia Khalifa who took to social media on Friday praising 'overcast London' after a day soaking up the city as a tourist
Screaming surfer begs for help as legs and arms shredded by great white shark
Shark AttacksEmergency responders said they had received calls about a swimmer being attacked by a shark in Monterey Bay, California before he was rescued by three heroic surfers
Drunk bloke steals police car and starts responding to emergency calls
PoliceA man broke into a police station in the early hours of the morning to steal a car before responding to an emergency call where he arrived claiming to be an officer
Woman in court after plastering men with chips and curry sauce - in Chippy Lane
CrimeIt was a messy end to Millie Holliday's night out, after she picked up her chips and curry sauce from the floor before hurling it at a number of 'loitering males'
Meghan and Harry to cash in on 'big pay deal' for Jubilee interviews - expert
Meghan MarkleTV networks are reportedly keen to feature Meghan Markle and Prince Harry in interviews about the Queen's Platinum Jubilee, despite the pair playing just a minor role in the celebrations
Coronation StreetCorrie's Simon star Alex Bain unrecognisable in facial hair transformation with partnerCoronation Street star Alex Bain is better known as troubled teenager Simon Barlow on the cobbles, but he looked totally different while enjoying cocktails with his partner
Emmerdale viewers left in tears as character killed off in devastating twist
EmmerdaleITV soap Emmerdale aired a devastating twist as viewers were left heartbroken at the discovery that a member of Al Chapman's family had secretly been killed off
Google's 'Sentient' AI has hired a lawyer to prove it's alive
Artificial IntelligenceChatbot LaMDA, which a Google scientific engineer claimed has developed personal feelings, has now chosen legal representation after a recent chat with an attorney
Amanda Holden accidentally flashes knickers in awkward wardrobe blunder
Amanda HoldenBritain's Got Talent judge Amanda Holden was showing off her fabulous dress for a new outfit video when she accidentally flipped the hem too hard and revealed her knickers
Primark shoppers watch on in horror as two-week-old baby tumbles down escalator in store
PrimarkWARNING, DISTRESSING CONTENT No update has been given on the condition of the two-week-old baby who fell from an escalator at a branch of high street chain store Primark in Romford on Monday
Billie EilishBillie Eilish's porn obsession and other celebrities with bizarre addictionsBillie Eilish is about to hit the Pyramid Stage at Glastonbury. The young musician has previously admitted to an addiction she has struggled with for years, and it isn't what you expect
Ex-Pornhub Mia Khalifa channels inner Brit as she's spotted on open top London bus
Mia KhalifaBritish culture appears to be rubbing off on ex-Pornhub star Mia Khalifa who took to social media on Friday praising 'overcast London' after a day soaking up the city as a tourist
Love Island's India Reynolds says Indiyah and Dami are a 'winning couple'
Love IslandEXCLUSIVE: Love Island star India Reynolds has revealed which couple she thinks will win the eighth series of the ITV2 dating show, after watching the romance blossom onscreen
Screaming surfer begs for help as legs and arms shredded by great white shark
Shark AttacksEmergency responders said they had received calls about a swimmer being attacked by a shark in Monterey Bay, California before he was rescued by three heroic surfers
BBC presenter Harry Gration dies 'suddenly' aged 71 as co-worker leads tearful tribute
Breaking NewsThe BBC said they were "heartbroken" to announce the "sudden" death of their colleague Harry Gration, who used to present BBC Yorkshire's Look North news programme
0 Response to "Man With Funny Clothes on at Kings Dinner Bible"
Post a Comment